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WAR HORSE (2011) dir. Steven Spielberg

War Horse is good and long. At well over 24 hours it is one of the longest theatrical releases in history. It's the best ever long movie I’ve seen.

Not the best movie I’ve ever seen - but the best long movie I’ve ever seen. Its best quality is being and feeling long.

My favorite long scene was when the horse (the fancy racing horse style horse who was bought by an idiot farmer to do manual labour) against all the odds helps the lad plough the field...great big long scene.

Sooooooooooo awesomely long and time consuming and long. God it's good at being very very very long...and there's a horse in it. And that horse does a war. He doesn't do any fighting mind, don't make that mistake.

Should you watch this movie? Of course not it takes ages

 

3/10