THE DARK KNIGHT (2008) dir. Chris Nolan

Bruce Wayne has serious problems, the kind of problems you’d think a billionaire could afford to sort out. But no, he lives with an old man in a mansion getting up to all sorts of mischief at night instead.

So the Joker rolls into town for this one and and he is a bit on the crazy side – bit light on the joke front though so not sure how he got his name.

The Joker sets about trying to destroy the heroes around him and bring them down to his level, he doesn’t call Batman’s dead mum nasty names or anything, he just continually plays on the fact that Batman won’t kill anyone, not even a bad guy that’s killed loads of puppies and kittens and that.

So where does Batman get off being such a baby? What’s that all about?

In this one he goes to Hong Kong…as Batman! What a laugh! Some drug smuggling pirates give him a ride on their plane….oh right so that’s ok is it? Double-standards.

Harvey Dent is a lawyer (or something) and he gets half his face melted off by some chemicals and then he goes a bit nuts as well and starts killing people cause the girlfriend he shares with Batman got killed and he couldn’t do anything about it because he is a suit wearing lawyer dork – bit of a childish response. Grow up.

10/10